Things that you can do if you don't get placed!!!

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CLASS OF 2010 OF IPE PROUDLY PRESENTS

"THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO IF YOU DON'T GET PLACED"....

Let me take the humble honor of penning down the collection....

• Make a list of all ur friends who are placed n ask them 2 contribute Rs.500/-(only) each per month.....bindaaas!!! life is set.(Surya)

• Organized begging with adequate training, planning, co-ordination and control.


• Open a canteen opposite to IPE (as there is enough market space and base)

• Rob a very rich friend of your's whom you are very jealous of


• Forge an application of your friend and work there for a while

• Join as faculty for IPE.....( Benefits are....FREE LAPTOP, ASSURED FOREIGN TRIP, FREE FOOD(executive dining), FREE RESEARCH ASSISTANCE(free Phd), A/C ROOM...etc


• Wake up at 11...brush your teeth, have breakfast...sleep till lunch, get up have lunch...sleep till evening, then air force....come back....dinner is ready....then sleep...wait for tomorrow.....

• Ask you dad to make his salary A/C a joint A/C.


• Sound party ni pattu!!!!!!line lo pettuuu........jambala haattuuu(SuryaTM)

• Go to pub have a blast.....smoke, booze, have s**.... * Regret the fact that you have joined IPE....try various options for suicide...like tall building( rat kill, baygon spray, solid rope, rail track, PM class( u know who??), sleeping pills(if u are thick skinned try 20 of them)....u can try innovations as well...


• Get married....go honeymoon....have s**, then have children.....have fun...(applicable only to girls)

• Start a consultancy.....of any sort....matrimonial, job portal....etc!!!

Well these were what all of us could contribute......any more suggestions are welcome CLASS 2010 @ IPE

How would it be like..... if I din't answer.........?

A bold and loud voice, a voice with mesmerizing valor, a voice with command and mastery, a voice that can surely wake you up from sleep no matter whatever be ur condition which suddenly said "Am i asking difficult questions?". My nerves stiffened, my senses alert, I tried to the best of my abilities to ignore that voice but it was too late. I could see him standing in front of me, I could feel my pulse rising exponentially. All he said was " can u answer my question?"

I tried answering the question but was in vain. Alas! I fail again. I could see him looking at me with utmost disgust. I felt I was an alien, felt I was this unearthly person existing. My sight got dimmer, i was screaming but my voice was unheard. I was pleading for help and then I could hear a voice calling out my name. It was like my mom's voice. Suddenly I opened my eyes and I could see my mom standing in front of me, then I realized it was all in a dream.

The dream shook me, I was sweating like hell. I could see my mom looking at me as if I was a museum piece, so amused and so surprised. Before she could shoot me with questions I said" I did not answer a question in Sai Kumar sir's class and he scolded me for that and the impact of it was this dream".