Things that you can do if you don't get placed!!!

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CLASS OF 2010 OF IPE PROUDLY PRESENTS

"THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO IF YOU DON'T GET PLACED"....

Let me take the humble honor of penning down the collection....

• Make a list of all ur friends who are placed n ask them 2 contribute Rs.500/-(only) each per month.....bindaaas!!! life is set.(Surya)

• Organized begging with adequate training, planning, co-ordination and control.


• Open a canteen opposite to IPE (as there is enough market space and base)

• Rob a very rich friend of your's whom you are very jealous of


• Forge an application of your friend and work there for a while

• Join as faculty for IPE.....( Benefits are....FREE LAPTOP, ASSURED FOREIGN TRIP, FREE FOOD(executive dining), FREE RESEARCH ASSISTANCE(free Phd), A/C ROOM...etc


• Wake up at 11...brush your teeth, have breakfast...sleep till lunch, get up have lunch...sleep till evening, then air force....come back....dinner is ready....then sleep...wait for tomorrow.....

• Ask you dad to make his salary A/C a joint A/C.


• Sound party ni pattu!!!!!!line lo pettuuu........jambala haattuuu(SuryaTM)

• Go to pub have a blast.....smoke, booze, have s**.... * Regret the fact that you have joined IPE....try various options for suicide...like tall building( rat kill, baygon spray, solid rope, rail track, PM class( u know who??), sleeping pills(if u are thick skinned try 20 of them)....u can try innovations as well...


• Get married....go honeymoon....have s**, then have children.....have fun...(applicable only to girls)

• Start a consultancy.....of any sort....matrimonial, job portal....etc!!!

Well these were what all of us could contribute......any more suggestions are welcome CLASS 2010 @ IPE